Tom: D5

D5       B5         G5     A5
You say eether and I say eyether,
D5       B5         G5     A5
You say neether and I say nyther; 
D5       D5       G5       G5
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther - 
F#5            B5       E5     A5
Let's call the whole thing off! 


D5          B5       G5         A5
You like potato and I like po-tah-to, 
D5          B5       G5         A5
You like tomato and I like to-mah-to; 
D5           D5        G5      G5
Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to - 
D5              A5    A5    D5
Let's call the whole thing off! 

Bridge:
  G#5  F#5            B5          E5  
But oh, if we call the whole thing off, 
E5   A5        D5 D5
Then we must part. 
   G#5 F#5        B5
And oh, if we ever part, 
E5               E5       A5
Then that might break my heart. 


      D5           B5       G5         A5
So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas, 
D5            B5         G5        A5
I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas. 
D5      D5       G5             G5
For we know we need each other, so we 
F#5              G5      G5  B5
Better call the calling off off. 
E5             A5   A5    D5
Let's call the whole thing off! 


D5       B5           G5     A5
You say laughter and I say lawfter, 
D5       B5        G5     A5
You say after and I say awfter; 
D5          D5       G5    G5
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter - 
F#5            B5       E5     A5
Let's call the whole thing off! 


D5        B5         G5        A5
You like Havana and I like Havahnah
D5       B5          G5       A5
You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs
D5          D5        G5       G5
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs 
D5              A5    A5    D5
Let's call the whole thing off! 

Repeat Bridge: 
       D5       B5          G5      A5
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters, 
D5         B5          G5      A5
I'll take oysters and give up ersters. 
D5      D5       G5             G5
For we know we need each other, so we 
F#5              G5      G5  B5
Better call the calling off off. 
E5             A5   A5    D5
Let's call the whole thing off!