Big Ass Garage Sale 
Fred Eaglesmith

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Well that's an old toaster, it just needs a cord
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And there's a full set of coasters, if there was only one more
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But that's a brand new barbeque, it's my brother Pete's
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When he bought it he forgot that, he doesn't eat meat

Chorus:
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And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten
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No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in
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Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail
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We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale

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There's a car out back, it just needs a motor
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And a couple a-doors, and a full set of rotors
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But it used to run good, it had a whole lotta' heart
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And the beautiful thing is, we got another one for parts


Chorus:
                  D                            A
And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten
        E                            A
No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in
             D                                 A
Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail
                 E                          A        D   A       E
We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale

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It's a big ass garage sale
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It's a big ass garage sale