This is a funny song. have fun with it. it is pretty much 3 john denver
tunes put together with some funny lyrics. the three songs are
(in order)

1) Country Roads
2) Sunshine on My Shoulders
3) Thank God Im A Country Boy

G (320003@1)               EM                      DALMOST (xx0232@1)SAW HEAVEN CUZ I DRANK HEFINREFFER DROVE OFF THE MOUNTAIN,
(C            G)      G (320003@1)             EM
LANDED IN THE RIVER.  NEVER GOT SOBER DRANK AS MUCH AS I PLEASED,
D (xx0232@1)                             (C               G)
CHUGGIN ON CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CRASHIN INTO THE TREES.

        G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)         EM          CCOUNTRY (x32010@1)ROADS, CANT FIND MY HOME CUZ IM SHIT FACED, AND ALL ALONE,
        G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)                    GCANT (320003@1)REMEMBER, HOW I GOT HERE, WRAPPED AROUND, THIS TELEPHONE POLE.

G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)  CPolice (x32010@1)car   on the shoulder   makes me sweaty.

G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)         Am7 (x02010@1)     D7Flashlight (xx0212@1)  in my eyes can make me blind.

G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)  CHandcuffs (x32010@1)  tied behind me   feels so kinky
G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1) COfficer (x32010@1)  take that nightstick   from my behind

   A (x02220@1)      A (x02220@1)                                    D2) (xx0232@1)Well you gotta be careful because you never really know
1) When they stick you in a cell you sleep in a    rack


          A (x02220@1)                             G (320003@1)           E71) (020130@1)When the cops pull you over the baloon you gotta     blow
2) look out for the guys who will jack you up the       crack

             A (x02220@1)				      D1) (xx0232@1)Your goin to jail  you blow atwo (x02210@1)point            o
2) Bend down for the suit you'd better watch your     back


             A (x02220@1)          E7 (020130@1)        A1) (x02220@1)    No place for a     country boy
2)     No place for a     country boy


                A (x02220@1)                        E7Chorus: (020130@1)Well I  got real nervous, Started shakin just a liddle.
                 A (x02220@1)                    E7 (020130@1)       Theres a big horny guy who says he wants a diddle;
                    A (x02220@1) This verse say slow D (xx0232@1)       Theres bars theres walls and my ass is in the middle.
            A (x02220@1)        E7 (020130@1)      A (x02220@1)       Hey look its a Country Boy

Here you go its not as hard as it seems

kyle

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