Kilojules by Freelance Whales

Not sure if it's 100% accurate but it sounds about right

G                                                      C
Well I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat
It's not easy, believe me

G
You liken me to a vampire
                         C
My left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth, all winter
I've taken you for all you were worth

C                                       D
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you
G
Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules
C                                         D
Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track
G
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet

G
Shoot me one of those glances I need to interpret
                  C
I've been feeling well-rested and healthy

C                                        D
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you
G
Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules
C                                        D
Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track
G
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet