A5                             D5
I was born in Tegucigalpa the only day it ever snowed there
      A5                                                E5
Was a frozen wave that killed the yucca and the Adam's fig
  A5                             D5
I always seem to bring the cold anywhere I ever go
       A5                 G5            D5
That's just the way it's always gonna be

(Same chords) 
My family moved us ever northward up to the terra borealis
Along the crooked pikes of the ruminants and voyageurs
But my heart belongs to the smoke of Hamilton and Monongahela
And all the dirty cities along the way

Chorus: 
Bb5           F5                A5
But you know they all lied to you
Bb5         F5               C5
Them there with the spider eyes
Bb5          F5        A5
I'll always keep you warm
Bb5   F5                C5
I'll always treat you nice
 
(Same as first two verses) 

I was floated in just this morning
Woke up a thousand miles from nowhere
I'm a broke-legged paint in a herd of unicorns y'know
I always seem to bring the gray skies every time I ever fly
From all the dirty cities along the way

(Same as chorus) 
But you know they all lied to you
These folks with the spider eyes
I'll always keep you warm
I'll always treat you nice

C5          Bb5           F5
I'll never snow on your parade
C5          Bb5           F5
I'll never bring a cloudy day

(Same as verses) 
Thank you all so very much you crossers of the many time zones
But I'm heading back to the place that makes sense to me
'Cause my heart belongs to the snows of Buffalo and Chicago
And all the dirty cities along the way