Intro {6X}: 

      E5     ( E5 )    A5  ( G5 ) E5 
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Verse 1 (Chorus echoes each line except as noted): 


       E5                   A5         E5 
      Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate 
       E5                 A5      E5 
      Lookin' up every dress I can 
       A5 
      Suckin' wind through my upper plate 
       E5     A5         E5 
      I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) 

      ({1} you f*ckin' dirty old man   {2} disgusting!) 

Verse 2: 

      Handin' out joints to the kids at school 

      Givin' out pictures and porn and pills 

      Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool 

      I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) 

      ({2} ya prevert!) 

Verse 3: 

      Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots 

      Communist literature in my hands 

      Pinchin' all the bosoms I can 

      I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) 

      ({2} you!) 

{instrumental break over verse chords} 

Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords) 

      {cackle} Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard!  I 

      got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny 

      cigarettes* for all you boys {sniff}, and I got *dirty pictures* for 

      all of you together!  Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus 

      cop's coming... I better split now.  Remember Leon Trotsky! {cackle} 

{repeat verses 1-3} 

Coda: 
       A5     B5         E5 
      I'm a dirty old man