G C Well I wonder why it is Em D that we have rascals rogues and losers G C Em D We've got roustabouts rapscallions and a bucket load of boozers C G D We've got balladeers and blowhards of all sorts C We've got poets priests and pirates D G but we have no astronauts G D G Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (x3) oh, oh, oh, oh, G D Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (just listen to the song, it makes sense, trust me) G They say there was a space race D G if there was I think I missed it G From the earth up to the moon and back, D G doesn't that take the biscuit D Well I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravity C D as long as they could promise I'd be home in time for tea [[chorus]] C D I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, C D I've got no use for a rocket ship C I'll walk if you don't mind D It's how I always get around Em D I might be staring at the stars C G but I keep both feet on the ground G D Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh G both feet on the ground G D Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh G I've got both feet on the ground G D G G D Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh G There's a great big giant vacuum D G up there in the sky G Ah but where's the place to plug it in D G I think it's all a lie D I've heard of Halley's Comet, And I'll tell you what I think C D It's just a kind of chemical for cleaning out the sink [[chorus]] G We've got no use for Sputnik D G We've got sponge to go around G And you'll never see the shuttle land D G on the streets of Newlyn Town D Well in the fields of "Vatimbly" there's not a launching pad in sight C D We've got no "Mersa voyageurs" and we turned out all right [[chorus]]
