G5 C5 Well I wonder why it is E5 D5 that we have rascals rogues and losers G5 C5 E5 D5 We've got roustabouts rapscallions and a bucket load of boozers C5 G5 D5 We've got balladeers and blowhards of all sorts C5 We've got poets priests and pirates D5 G5 but we have no astronauts G5 D5 G5 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (x3) oh, oh, oh, oh, G5 D5 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (just listen to the song, it makes sense, trust me) G5 They say there was a space race D5 G5 if there was I think I missed it G5 From the earth up to the moon and back, D5 G5 doesn't that take the biscuit D5 Well I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravity C5 D5 as long as they could promise I'd be home in time for tea [[chorus]] C5 D5 I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, C5 D5 I've got no use for a rocket ship C5 I'll walk if you don't mind D5 It's how I always get around E5 D5 I might be staring at the stars C5 G5 but I keep both feet on the ground G5 D5 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh G5 both feet on the ground G5 D5 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh G5 I've got both feet on the ground G5 D5 G5 G5 D5 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh G5 There's a great big giant vacuum D5 G5 up there in the sky G5 Ah but where's the place to plug it in D5 G5 I think it's all a lie D5 I've heard of Halley's Comet, And I'll tell you what I think C5 D5 It's just a kind of chemical for cleaning out the sink [[chorus]] G5 We've got no use for Sputnik D5 G5 We've got sponge to go around G5 And you'll never see the shuttle land D5 G5 on the streets of Newlyn Town D5 Well in the fields of "Vatimbly" there's not a launching pad in sight C5 D5 We've got no "Mersa voyageurs" and we turned out all right [[chorus]]
