D5 
A girl is a thing that'll take all your dough 
    A5 
Who needs it? 

A girl in your arms is a terrible woe 
    D5 
Who needs it? 
       G5                         F#5           E5  A5 
She'll take all your dough then away she'll go 
D5   A5         G5      D5           A5                 D5 
Who needs it, nobody needs it as much as I need it now 
 

D5 
A girl never goes where you want her to go 
    A5  
Who needs it? 

A girl never shows when you want her to show 
    D5 
Who needs it? 
       G5                           F#5               E5 A5 
She'll give you a date then she'll make you wait and ho-ow 
D5   A5         G5      D5           A5                 D5 
Who needs it, nobody needs it as much as I need it now 
 

    A5                   D5 
Hey girl, hey girl, hey girl, hey girl 
    E5 
Hey girl come one, hey girl come one 
    A5               A5 
Hey girl I need you now 
 
Hey girl you're the devil with an angel face 
Who needs it? 
You'll give me the eye then you'll lead me a chase 
Who needs it? 
You'll give me the eye then away you'll fly 
Who needs it, nobody needs it as much as I need it now