VERSE
G5 D5
You've never heard me sing, see me do anything
A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5
When I am done you won't remember my name
G5 D5
I'll play if you insist, there's no point to resist
A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5
But you will be unimpressed by my lack of fame
PRE CHORUS
B5 C5
So this is the song I'll choose if you ask me to play
B5 C5 D5 *
You'll nod and smile politely than you'll turn and walk away
Eb5 * F5 *
Why don't you turn and walk awaaaay
CHORUS
Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5
I won't be famous anytime soon
Eb5 F5
But I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5
I won't be famous anytime soon
Eb5 F5
But I can play a pretty fine tune
VERSE
G5 D5
I never do complain, at my lack of fame
A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5
I'd rather walk the mall anonymously
G5 D5
I'm sure you're not impressed, by my lack of abs and chest
A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5
But I still hope you will like my chords and melodies
PRE CHORUS
B5 C5
They say we each have one thing at which we do excel
B5 C5 D5 *
My one thing is I know the house bands way better in hell
Eb5 * F5 *
Way better in heeeeell
CHORUS
Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5
I won't be famous anytime soon
Eb5 F5
But I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5
I won't be famous anytime soon
Eb5 F5
But I can play a pretty fine tune
VERSE
G5
La la la la la
D5
La la la la la la
A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5
La la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la
PRE CHORUS
B5 C5
So these are the lyrics you'll never email to your friends
B5 C5 D5 *
But don't feel bad for me I know how this story ends
CHORUS
G5 Csuss2 D5 G5
I won't be famous anytime soon
Csuss2 D5 G5
But I can play a pretty fine tune
Bb5 Eb5 F5 Bb5
I won't be famous anytime soon
Eb5 F5
But I can play a pretty fine tune
VERSE
G5
La la la la la
D5
La la la la la la
A5 A5 F5 D5 Dsuss4 D5
La la la la la la la laaaaaa la la la
OUTRO (all bar chords)
Ab5
La laaa la la
Bb5
Laaa la la
B5
Laaaa la la
C#5
Laaaaa La La
Eb5
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ooooooh