I'M SUBMITTING THIS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT IS INCORRECT.  PLEASE, ANY ONE OF YOU 
GURU'S OUT THERE CAN DO THIS RIGHT.

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AIF (x02220@1)YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE THE GRAND TOUR
        D (xx0232@1)                                 AOF (x02220@1)A LONELY HOUSE THAT ONCE WAS HOME SWEET HOME

I HAVE NOTHING HERE TO SELL YOU

JUST SOME THINGS THAT I WILL TELL YOU
       B (x2444x@1)                                ESOME (022100@1)THINGS I KNOW WILL CHILL YOU TO THE BONE

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OVER THERE SITS THE CHAIR
              AWHERE (x02220@1)SHE'D BRING THE PAPER TO ME
             D (xx0232@1)                          AAND (x02220@1)SIT DOWN ON MY KNEE AND WHISPER OH I LOVE YOU
     EBUT (022100@1)NOW SHE'S GONE FOREVER
     A (x02220@1)                  D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)   
AND THIS OLD HOUSE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
             E (022100@1)               AWITHOUT (x02220@1)THE LOVE THAT WE ONCE KNEW
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STRAIGHT AHEAD, THAT'S THE BED
          AWHERE (x02220@1)WE LIE IN LOVE TOGETHER
           D (xx0232@1)                            AAND (x02220@1)LORD KNOWS WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING HERE
ASEE (x02220@1)HER PICTURE ON THE TABLE
ADON'T (x02220@1)IT LOOK LIKE SHE'D BE ABLE
          B (x2444x@1)                          EJUST (022100@1)TO TOUCH ME AND SAY GOOD MORNING DEAR
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THERE'S HER RINGS, ALL HER THINGS
           AAND (x02220@1)HER CLOTHES ARE IN THE CLOSET
               D (xx0232@1)                               AJUST (x02220@1)LIKE SHE LEFT THEM WHEN SHE TORE MY WORLD APART
        EAS (022100@1)YOU LEAVE YOU SEE THE NURSERY
        A (x02220@1)             DOH (xx0232@1)SHE LEFT ME WITHOUT MERCY
          A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)         ATAKING (x02220@1)NOTHING BUT OUR BABY AND MY HEART
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