Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: A - G - F#m - A- - A - G - F#m - E---


Verse 1:
A
Extra, extra! 
D
Read all about it! 
A           E
Everyone in every state 
       D        E  F#m
thinks everyone is free
D        E  A   D
Everyone is free
A
I don't know
D
I have a feeling 
A
every form of 
E        D
media is fucking 
     E   F#m
with our heads 
    D               E  A
And filling us full of shit


Chorus:
E      A D
That's o-k 
E          A       D
They're so fucking lame 
E       A  D
They're so lame 
E          A       G   D/F# - A/C# - Bm - E - D/F# - C#m - B/Eb---(hold)
They're so fucking lame 


Verse 2:
A
I don't know
D                A
I think I heard about a guy 
     E
that bought a gun 
    D            E     F#m
And went on a killing spree 
           D            E       A D
because of something he saw on TV
A          D
Every time I read the paper 
A            E
I am more disgusted then 
    D           E F#m
the time I read before
    D           E A
The time I read before


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro: A - G - F#m - A- x2