Chords:

E5 022xxx

A5 x022xx

B5 x244xx

C5 x355xx

C#5 x466xx

D5 x577xxIntro:

e -----------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------
D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--

Verse:
e -----------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------
D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
 Things don't look too good to me, yeah
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B -----------------------------------------------------
G --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
D --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
A --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
E -----------------------------------------------------

 I feel I'm out of luck
e -----------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------
D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E--0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- (022100@1)

 And all because of swollen glands
e -----------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------
G --4--4--2--2-----------------------------------------
D --4--4--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--0--0---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E---------------0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- (022100@1)

 And just one stupid fuck

(verse)

This wacko came from Alabammy

That's not where it's at

And now your jock's been chasing me 'round

With a great big baseball bat

Chorus:

E5 (022xxx@1)          C5 (x355xx@1)Don't kick my ass

B5 (x244xx@1)          A5 (x022xx@1)Don't kick my ass

E5 (022xxx@1)          C5 (x355xx@1)       B5 (x244xx@1)C5 (x355xx@1)C#5 (x133xx@4) D5 (xx023x@1)Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse)

Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk

Not a rassling match with a some big hulk

And this here dude he was an uncool cat

And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat(chorus)

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse)

When I got up from being beat to the ground

I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound

And I was aghast at what I found

The latest social disease that's been going around(chorus)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch