Chords: E5 022xxx A5 x022xx B5 x244xx C5 x355xx C#5 x466xx D5 x577xxIntro: e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------- D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- Verse: e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------- D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- Things don't look too good to me, yeah e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- D --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- A --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- E ----------------------------------------------------- I feel I'm out of luck e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------- D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- And all because of swollen glands e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G --4--4--2--2----------------------------------------- D --4--4--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--0--0---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E ---------------0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- And just one stupid fuck (verse) This wacko came from Alabammy That's not where it's at And now your jock's been chasing me 'round With a great big baseball bat Chorus: E5 C5 Don't kick my ass B5 A5 Don't kick my ass E5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D5 Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse) Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk Not a rassling match with a some big hulk And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat(chorus) Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse) When I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found The latest social disease that's been going around(chorus) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch