Intro:

A5 , D5 , F#5 , D5

A5
If you want to see the bottom of the sea
D5             F#5
I'll steal a submarine
A5
If you want a farm in South Dakota
D5             F#5
Honey, I'll start planting seeds
E5                        D5
I'll grow you a thousand kinds of fruit
Just stop asking me to marry you


A5 , D5 , F#5 , D5 x2


A5
If you miss the friend you had in Jesus
D5                                  F#5
I'll sing you all those gospel hymns
A5
If you'd rather hear something more exotic 
D5           F#5
I'll study violin
E5                  D5
And learn the work of Tchaikovsky
Just stop asking for a wedding ring


A5 , D5 , F#5 , D5 x2


F#5
Three-layer cake and a posy bouquet
A5
What's the hurry, honey? Can't we keep it this way?
F#5                              E5
Oh, for fuck's - so long as you stay a gamophobe,
             D5                         C5
These hips are in escrow

A5
If you want to set foot on the moon 
D5                            F#5
I'll be your Jack Kennedy
A5
And if you want to drink yourself to death
D5                           F#5
Baby, I'll build a brewery
E5                  D5
We'll fade away, warm and making spoons
Just stop asking me to marry you