::Verse I::
A (x02220@1)                D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)             
go home mom and go home to your cop
                     D (xx0232@1)                   Eyou (022100@1)made us all feel weird you should just stop
A (x02220@1)                 D (xx0232@1)            Aas (x02220@1)soon as he takes off you appear
                           D (xx0232@1)              E (022100@1)      
with your one-year old and half-can of flat beer

::Chorus I::
D (xx0232@1)                 Eyou (022100@1)bought into the thought

that believin' in 
A (x02220@1)                   F#msomethin' (244222@1)is a lot of shit
              Dwell (xx0232@1)that's unfortunate 
  E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)     A/Gs
i guess you're gettin' jipped
D (xx0232@1)                 Eyou (022100@1)bought into the lie

that the truth don't 
 A (x02220@1)                   F#mapply (244222@1)to you and never did
              Dwell (xx0232@1)that's unfortunate 
  E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)     
i guess you're gettin' jipped

::Solo::
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3|--------9---------9-------------7------9h11-----7h9----9--7--6--4--6-----
4|--9h11------9h11-----11--9--7--------------------------------------------
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2|-------------------------------------------7h9--10---7h9--10--9-7--------
3|-------9--------9-------------8----8/14----------------------------9-7-6-
4|--9h11-----9h11----11--9--7----------------------------------------------
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2|---------------5--------7h9--10---7h9--10--9-7-----9--10-----------------|
3|--6-6-6-(6)p4-----6-----------------------------9------------------------|
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::Verse II::
(same as ::Verse I::)

well i got skipoles and i'm on my horse
and you on pills, all weird wearin' gym shorts
and my horse and i are gonna find your man
and let him know he's gotta a fuckin' freak on his hands

::Chorus II::
(same as ::Chorus I:: except...)

...on last "i guess you're gettin jipped", play:

  E (022100@1)                 Ai (x02220@1)guess you're gettin jipped
  E (022100@1)                 Ai (x02220@1)guess you're gettin jipped
  E (022100@1)                 Ai (x02220@1)guess you're gettin jipped
  E (022100@1)                 F#m (244222@1)     D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)i guess you're gettin jipped