C
  Today?s the Macy?s Day Parade
      Am
  The night of the living dead is on its way
F                 G             C
  With a credit report for duty call
  
  It?s a lifetime guarantee
  Am 
  Stuffed in a coffin ?10% more free?
 F          G                   C
  Red light special at the mausoleum
 

  CHORUS:
F               
  Give me something that I need
G
  Satisfaction guaranteed to you
F  
  What?s the consolation price
G                         C 
  Economy sized dreams of hope
  

  When I was a kid I thought
    Am 
  I wanted all the things that I hadn?t got
F           G                   C
  Oh, but I learned the hardest way
                          Am 
  Then I realized what it took
                                             F                                                  
  To tell the difference between thieves and crooks
            G                  C
  When all along it was me and you


  CHORUS:
F
  Give me something that I need 
G  
  Satisfaction guaranteed 
             C                G         Am
  ?cause I?m thinking about a brand new hope
      G              F
  The one I?ve never known
              G
  Cause now I know 
                  C
  It?s all that I wanted



Middle: C   Am   F   G   C  (plays it twice)


F
  What?s the consolation price?
G                         F
  Economy sized dreams of hope
  
  Give me something that I need
G
  Satisfaction guaranteed
              C                G         Am 
  Because I?m thinking about a brand new hope
      G              F                    G  
  The one I?ve never known,  and where it goes
          C                  G    Am     
  And I?m thinking about the only road
      G             F                   G 
  The one I?ve never known, and where it goes
          C                G         Am  
  And I?m thinking about a brand new hope
      G              F
  The one I?ve never known
              G
  Cause now I know 
                  C
  It?s all that I wanted