Everyone Says I Love You - From "Horsefeathers"- 
written by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby (transposed from Bb)
Groucho:
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Everyone says I love you 
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But just what they say it for I never knew 
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It's just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who 
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Says I love you. 
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Take a pair of rabbits who 
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Get stuck on each other and begin to woo 
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Pretty soon you'll find a million more rabbits who 
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Say I love you 

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When the lion gets felling frisky and begins to roar 
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There's another lion who knows just what he's roaring for 

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Everything that ever grew 
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The goose and the gander and the gosling too 
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The duck upon the water when he feels that way too
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Says quack quack quackkkk 

Chico:
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Everyone says I love you 
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The great big mosquito when-a he sting you 
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The fly when he gets stuck on the fly paper too 
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Says I love you 

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Every time the cow says-a moo 
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She a-makin' the bully very happy too 
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And the rooster when he hollers cocka-doodle-e-doodle-e-doo 



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Says I love you 

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Christopher Columbo he write the queen of Spain a very nice-a little note 
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And-a he's a write "I love-a you, maybe" 
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and he gets himself a great big boat 
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He's a wise-a guy. 

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What do you think Columbo do 
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When he's-a comin' here in 1492 
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He say to Pocahontas achie fatchie gatchie goo 
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That means you little son of a gun, I love you. 

Zeppo: 
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Everyone Says I Love You 
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The cop on the corner and the burglar too
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The preacher in the pulpit and the man in the pew 
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Says I love you

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Everyone no matter who
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The folks over 80 and the kid of two
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The captain and the sailor and the rest of the crew
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Says I love you

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There are only 8 little letters in this phrase you'll find
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But they mean a lot more than all the other words combined

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Everywhere, the whole world through
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The king in the palace and the peasant too
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The tiger in the jungle and the monk in the zoo
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Says I love you