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I was out in the sands of Iraq 
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And we were under attack 
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And I, Well, I didn't know where to go 
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And the first thing that I could see was 
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Everybody's favorite Burger King, so I 
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Threw open the door and I hit the floor 
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Then suddently to my surprise 
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I looked up and I saw her eyes 
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And I knew it was love at first sight 
 

A5 
And she said... 
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Durk Durka Mohammed Jihad 
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Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah 
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Hadji Girl, I can't understand what you're saying 
 

A5 
And she said... 
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Durk Durka Mohammed Jihad 
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Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah 
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Hadji girl I love you, anyway... 
 

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Then she said that she wanted me to see.  
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She wanted me to meet her family  
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But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no.  
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Cause I don't speak Arabic.  
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So, she took me down an old dirt trail.  
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And she pulled up to a side shanty  
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And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.  
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Cause her brother and her father shouted 
 

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Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad  
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Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah  
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They pulled out their AKs so I could see  
 

A5 
And they said  
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Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad  
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Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah 
 

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So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me.  
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As the bullets began to fly  
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The blood sprayed from between her eyes  
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And then I laughed maniacally  
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Then I hid behind the TV  
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And I locked and loaded my M-16  
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And I blew those little f***ers to eternity.  
 

A5 
And I said  
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Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad  
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Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah  
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They should have known they were f***ing with a Marine 
 
I just thought it was a shame that nobody had tabbed this 

yet, so with the help of several online friends, now it is.