G                          D             G
Peter?s on his skateboard, Ryan?s on his bike
                             D             G
Steven?s over there with his older brother Mike
                                        D
Robert?s gone to Snowdon, leaving me to muse
G                          D                  G
Measurement paramount when choosing boots and shoes.
                    D           G
Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
                   D          G
David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
             D              G
Laura Morgan skips down the street
             D             G
Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
                   D            G
I remember clearly how it all began
                       D                G
I was in the precinct, shopping with my Nan
                                            D
Saw the latest trainers and pestered like a fly
     G                               D                   G
They didn?t have my size but I still got them and that?s why.
                    D           G
Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
                   D          G
David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
             D              G
Laura Morgan skips down the street
             D             G
Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
                       D                G
Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with the pain
                           D           G
?Told you so?, chiropodist telling me again
                                                   D
?Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect?
    G                               D                 G
And even though he stinks of gin, I know that he?s correct.
                    D           G
Corns and blisters, bunions and warts
                   D          G
David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
             D              G
Laura Morgan skips down the street
             D             G     D G, D G, D G
Laura Morgan cares for her feet.