G D G Peter?s on his skateboard, Ryan?s on his bike D G Steven?s over there with his older brother Mike D Robert?s gone to Snowdon, leaving me to muse G D G Measurement paramount when choosing boots and shoes. D G Corns and blisters, bunions and warts D G David Wainwright?s all out of sorts D G Laura Morgan skips down the street D G Laura Morgan cares for her feet. D G I remember clearly how it all began D G I was in the precinct, shopping with my Nan D Saw the latest trainers and pestered like a fly G D G They didn?t have my size but I still got them and that?s why. D G Corns and blisters, bunions and warts D G David Wainwright?s all out of sorts D G Laura Morgan skips down the street D G Laura Morgan cares for her feet. D G Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with the pain D G ?Told you so?, chiropodist telling me again D ?Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect? G D G And even though he stinks of gin, I know that he?s correct. D G Corns and blisters, bunions and warts D G David Wainwright?s all out of sorts D G Laura Morgan skips down the street D G D G, D G, D G Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
