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* Oh JK Rowling (Incongruent Version)     *
* by Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers *
* from their album Incongruent            *
* (C)2014 DFTBA Records                   *
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* Video: http://youtu.be/hfCGijEYMLo      *
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* Tabbed by Andy Frey (Leviathan34)       *
* Email: andyfrey95@gmail.com             *
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It may be helpful to play this in drop D, but it’s by no means necessary. 
Chords should be played as 1-5-9 power chords (see the bottom of the page).

Intro: C Am F G
       C Am G
       C Am F G
       C F G C

[Intro riff]:
   C     Am    F G C     Am    G   C     Am    F G C     F   G C
e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-----2-2-0-2-4-5-----2-2-0-12--5-----2-2-0-2-4-5-----2-2-4-5-|
D|---5-2-------------5-2-------------5-2-------------5-2---------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

(Play root notes)
C      Am       F                          G
Oh JK Rowling what're you doing with your time?
C                          Am           F
Giving all your money to charity and I guess
                  G
that sounds just fine but I'm
 C                         Am
Wondering if you've got a couple more jots
C                                F
Maybe you could, I don’t know, crack a laptop, oh
C                   F
Do it as a favor to me
C                        Am
Do it for the kids or do it for charity
      F              G
Yeah do it for the HPA, oh
F                         G       C
I don’t really care just do it today


[Intro riff]


(Play root notes or other chord tones)
     C          G              C
I’m giving absolute creative freedom
 F                       G
Maybe you could write up a screenplay
       C              Am    
Or a prequel musical for Broadway
       F             G                C
Or collaborate on a comic with Joss Whedon
      F                 G
Or a miniseries for the BBC
    C            Am
And any of that sounds good to me
   F                    G
I suggest you avoid cartoons
           C               Am
Or giving Fox a chance to cancel you
    F         G                  C (walk down) Am
And after considering this one pretty  carefully
              F        G  C
Please don’t make an MMORPG
     Full chords: F           G            C
Cause that would totally destroy my producti-vi-ty, so


C      Am       F                          G
Oh JK Rowling what're you doing with your time?
C                          Am           F
Giving all your money to charity and I guess
                  G
that sounds just fine but I
C                              Am
Was wondering if you've got a couple more jots
C                                F
Maybe you could, I don’t know, crack a laptop, oh
C                   F
Do it as a favor to me
C                        Am
Do it for the kids or do it for charity
      F              G
Yeah do it for the HPA, oh
F                         G
I don’t really care just do it
F                         G
I don’t really care just do it, no
F                         G       C
I don’t really care just do it today


[End riff]: 
No chords (guitar and bass play this)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-----1-1-0-1-4-5-----1-1-0-12--5-----1-1-0-1-4-5-----1-1-0-5-|
D|---5-1-------------5-1-------------5-1-------------5-1---------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Bass ends on G|---|
             D|---|
             A|-3-|
             E|---|
             
The riffs can also be played up an octave on the guitar as:

e|---------------------------------------------|
B|-13------10-10----10-12-13------10-10-----15-|
G|----12-9-------12----------12-9--------12----|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------|
B|-13------10-10----10-12-13------10-10-12-13--|
G|----12-9-------12----------12-9--------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|

And...

e|---------------------------------------------|
B|-13------9-9----9-12-13------9-9----15-------|
G|----12-8-----12---------12-8-----12----------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------|
B|-13------9-9----9-12-13------9-9-8-13--------|
G|----12-8-----12---------12-8-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|

Chord fingerings

 Standard tuning       Drop D tuning
   C  F  G  Am           C  F  G  Am
e|-------------|     e|--------------|
B|-------------|     B|--------------|
D|-5-----------|     G|--------------|
G|-5--3--5--7--|     D|-10--3--5--7--|
A|-3--3--5--7--|     A|-10--3--5--7--|
E|----1--3--5--|     D|-10--3--5--7--|

Hope you like it and