E5    
Well, some say I'm not country  
                          B5 
And that's just fine with me 
 
Cause I don't wanna be country  
                                 E5 
With some faggot looking over at me 
 
And they say that I'm ill-mannered  
                         B5 
That I'm gonna self-destruct 
 
But if you know what I'm thinkin'  
                                    E5 
You'll know that pop country really sucks 
 
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         E5 
Well I'm here to put the Dick in Dixie  
                         B5  
And the c**t back in country 
 
Cause the kind of country I hear now days  
                      E5 
Is a bunch of sh*t to me 
 
And they say that I'm ill-mannered  
                         B5 
That I'm gonna self-destruct 
 
But if you know what I'm thinkin'  
                                    E5 
You'll know that pop country really sucks 
 
Well they're losing all the outlaws  
That had to stand their ground 
And they're being replaced by these kids  
From a manufactured town 
And they don't have no idea  
'Bout sorrow and woe 
Cause they're all just too damn busy  
Kissin' ass on Music Row 
 
Chorus