D5             D5             G5              D5      
      I really do,  appreciate  the fact you're   sittin' here. 
      D5                  G5                       E5      
      Your voice sounds  so wonderful   but your face don't 
             A5 
      look too clear. 
         G5                          D5 
      So barmaid bring a pitcher,   another round o' brew, 
           G5                A5          D5        D5 
      Honey why don't we get drunk and screw... 
 
     
          G5               A5          D5       
          Why don't we get drunk and screw? 
          E5                             A5 
          I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you. 
              G5                   
          They say you are a snuff queen,  
                 D5 
          Honey I don't think that's true. 
               G5               A5          D5 
          So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.   
 
"Take it Coral Reefers, here we go..." 
 

         G5               A5          D5       
          Why don't we get drunk and screw? 
          E5                             A5 
          I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you. \"Chord\" 
              G5                   
          They say you are a snuff queen,  
                 D5 
          Honey I don't think that's true. 
               G5               A5          D5 
          So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.  
        
              Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!,"  
 
          Why don't we get drunk and screw.