Sorry if the lyrics are wrong got them off the internet, good song though, enjoy :) 

Intro/verse: G Em
pre-chorus: C D
chorus: G D Em C

    
                  G                                                Em
Don't like the way that i look in my own clothes so I wear my wife's when i'm going to town

             G                                                 Em
You think it's gross when i'm wearing a pantyhose You think i'm sick yeah you call me a clown

      G                                                Em
I think i may i think i might have human tonight Don't come to me because i'm coming to you

      G                                                 Em
I think i may i think i might have you for a bite I'm gonna cook me up some human stew


C                                             D
'cause transvestites can be cannibals too and i'll feel better after i eat you

C                                            D
'cause i hate people when they're not polite They end up on my table and it serves you right


        G       D       Em               C
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
     G            D              Em           C
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife


G                               Em
i hate the popular people cause i ain't popular

G                                 Em
i hate these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar
   G                              Em
it's ok to be different unless your all by yourself
    G                                   Em
you think your so special but your just like everyone else


C                                  D
i just don't understand the reason why i said
C                                D
why can't i be a bigger man and walk away
C                                  D
when you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing
C                                   D
but then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting



        G       D       Em               C
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
     G            D              Em           C
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife


G                                Em
So you don't like being tied up? Well, i don't like being mean

            G                  Em
You're so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see

         G                              Em
Take me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends
         G                            Em
Not knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end


C                       D
I'm rude, I'm ugly, And i'm everything you hate

C                      D
And i'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate

C                             D
I don't care for your opinion i don't want your point of view

C                              D
Tonight i'll have a feast with compliments to you



        G       D       Em               C
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
     G            D              Em           C
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife