A
It started on the real world, a hot tub full of hot girls
 D                          E 
Grindin' every frat boy and freak
 A
Line up all the idols, who paint on phony smiles
 D                                 E 
Tryin' to ride the fast track for free

 A
Who's the biggest loser? I'll bust the biggest boozer
 D                  E
Bigger ratings for MTV

 A                           F#m
All the sole survivors still stranded on the island
 D                             E
Lying through their teeth for money

   A         D         A          E
So everybody dance and everybody sing,
        A                    D             
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
     E
Yeah we can swing it,Cha-ching
         A                  D                 A                E
When you take off all your clothes, when you strike a playboy pose
       A                    D
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
          E
Then you gotta bring it, Cha-ching