Key: Eb , F#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe



Intro: Eb- - G#--, 
Eb- - Cm - Bb - Fm- - G#-- x2


Verse 1:
Eb               Fm
  Dear blank I'm sorry I 
             G#
blanked your blank
                        Bb
But you'd understand if you knew
                     Eb
How much beer that I drank
          Fm
I know today is 
going too slow
G#
  So take a number get in line
     Bb
I'll tell you all where to go
Eb               Fm
  It's last call here I am 
             G#
again in the hall
               Bb
I guess nobody gets 
my jokes at all
Eb              Fm
  It's no prize being me and 
            G#
getting too wise
                         Bb
They just make you turn around
and go apologize


Refrain:
C#
  I don't want to 
G#             Cm
lose what I've got
                 Bb
But you'll never hear 
me say I'm sorry


Chorus:
Eb G#                 Bb
No I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm 
sorry" bombs away!
Eb   G#                 Bb
  No I don't owe you anything
                           Cm
You're like a bullet to my brain
               G#
I'm numb can't kill my fun
          Fm
If you're good and done
     F              Eb/G G#
Then thank you just the  same
      Bb
Cause I don't owe you anything


Post chorus: Eb- - Cm - Bb - F- - C#--


Verse 2:
Eb
  About now you're 
Fm
thinking to yourself
      G#
"Just how did this 
jerk make it through
 Bb
School without ever 
        Eb
getting plowed?
               Fm
That wannabe I see him 
all the time on TV
G#                         Bb
  What makes this kamikaze think 
                     Eb
he's any better than me?"
I'll tell you though 
     Fm
it's something
That I've learned 
           G#
you should know
I'm so used to the 
Bb
phrase "I told you so"
Eb                 Fm
  It's my brain it may 
               G#
be certified insane
At least I'm not 
             Bb
like all you whiners
Man you're all the same


(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge:
B                         F#
I don't care if there's a time 
                       C#
or place I'll be right there
       Bbm
Didn't anybody tell you
B
I don't care if there's a 
F#                     C# Bb
will there's a way for me


Verse 3:
Eb               G#
  Dear blank I'm sorry 
               Bb
I blanked your blank
Eb         G#
  I know today is 
          Eb
going so slow


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
Eb- - Cm - Bb - Fm- - G#-- x2
Eb- - Cm - Bb - Fm- - C#(hold)