Key: Eb5 , F#5

Tuning: Standard EADGBe



Intro: Eb- - G#--, 
Eb- - C5 - Bb5 - Fm- - G#-- x2


Verse 1:
Eb5               F5
  Dear blank I'm sorry I 
             G#5
blanked your blank
                        Bb5
But you'd understand if you knew
                     Eb5
How much beer that I drank
          F5
I know today is 
going too slow
G#5
  So take a number get in line
     Bb5
I'll tell you all where to go
Eb5               F5
  It's last call here I am 
             G#5
again in the hall
               Bb5
I guess nobody gets 
my jokes at all
Eb5              F5
  It's no prize being me and 
            G#5
getting too wise
                         Bb5
They just make you turn around
and go apologize


Refrain:
C#5
  I don't want to 
G#5             C5
lose what I've got
                 Bb5
But you'll never hear 
me say I'm sorry


Chorus:
Eb5 G#5                 Bb5
No I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm 
sorry" bombs away!
Eb5   G#5                 Bb5
  No I don't owe you anything
                           C5
You're like a bullet to my brain
               G#5
I'm numb can't kill my fun
          F5
If you're good and done
     F5              Eb5 G#5
Then thank you just the  same
      Bb5
Cause I don't owe you anything


Post chorus: Eb- - C5 - Bb5 - F- - C#--


Verse 2:
Eb5
  About now you're 
F5
thinking to yourself
      G#5
"Just how did this 
jerk make it through
 Bb5
School without ever 
        Eb5
getting plowed?
               F5
That wannabe I see him 
all the time on TV
G#5                         Bb5
  What makes this kamikaze think 
                     Eb5
he's any better than me?"
I'll tell you though 
     F5
it's something
That I've learned 
           G#5
you should know
I'm so used to the 
Bb5
phrase "I told you so"
Eb5                 F5
  It's my brain it may 
               G#5
be certified insane
At least I'm not 
             Bb5
like all you whiners
Man you're all the same


(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus)


Bridge:
B5                         F#5
I don't care if there's a time 
                       C#5
or place I'll be right there
       Bb5
Didn't anybody tell you
B5
I don't care if there's a 
F#5                     C#5 Bb5
will there's a way for me


Verse 3:
Eb5               G#5
  Dear blank I'm sorry 
               Bb5
I blanked your blank
Eb5         G#5
  I know today is 
          Eb5
going so slow


(Repeat Chorus)


Outro:
Eb- - C5 - Bb5 - Fm- - G#-- x2
Eb- - C5 - Bb5 - Fm- - C#(hold)