24 Years (Webb Ellis)- A parody of Living Next Door To Alice
        Heimlich Manouvre in the Park
      Arrangement- Seth

(WARNING- slight coarse language)
  A (x02220@1)Helen Clark called, when she got the word,
  D (xx0232@1)And she said,'I suppose you've heard',
  E (022100@1)         A (x02220@1)About Webb Ellis,
 
 A (x02220@1)We pulled a few strings,
 
 And put forward our case,
 D (xx0232@1)You should've seen the look on Trevor Mellard's face,
           E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)When the IRB said, Webb Ellis is yours,



Chorus:

A (x02220@1)Oh, I don't know how we did it,

It should've been Japan,
  D (xx0232@1)I guess they have their reasons but I just don't give a damn,
            E (022100@1)'Cause for 24 years,
                                             A (x02220@1)We've been trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis,

A (x02220@1)Ellis, where the f**k's Webb Ellis?

A (x02220@1)24 years, waiting for the chance,
  D (xx0232@1)We're thrashing everbody the we go and lose to France,
  E (022100@1)Now we're strolling back home, 
                                     A (x02220@1)We'll surely get our hands on Webb Ellis,

A (x02220@1)               
 In '91, we went down in a heap,
  D (xx0232@1)We tried to come easy,
 E (022100@1) But that fail's a creep!
           A (x02220@1)Oh, Webb Ellis was gone

A (x02220@1)     
 In '95, we saw Jonah smash Kat,
  D (xx0232@1)But a burger from Susie put an end to all that,
 E (022100@1)And a kick from Joe Stranskty,
            D (xx0232@1)Took Webb Ellis away,



Chorus:

A (x02220@1)Now, I know we may sound manic,

And really quite a bore,
          D (xx0232@1)But the pain of always failing's just as bad as bruise and sore,
         E (022100@1)                                               A (x02220@1)For 24 years, we've been trying to get our hands on Webb Ellis,

A (x02220@1)Ellis, where the f**k's Webb Ellis?

A (x02220@1) 24 years, waiting for the chance,
  D (xx0232@1)We're thrashing everybody then we go and lose to France,
              E (022100@1)Now we're strolling back home,
                                     D (xx0232@1)We'll surely get our hands on Webb Ellis,

A (x02220@1)In '99 we got a few bad calls,
  D (xx0232@1)Then the frogs got hold of our balls,
   E (022100@1)Ahahahaha! Au revoir, Webb Ellis

A (x02220@1)'03 in Australia was a bit of a shock,
        D (xx0232@1)When Carlos passed to that ball git what lock,
              E (022100@1)And Georgie said,
  N.C.
 Ya got 4 more years, mate



Chorus:

A (x02220@1)And then we had '07,
 
 It turned into a fuss,
   D (xx0232@1)When that blind, phoney bastard didn't see that forward pass,
         E (022100@1)                                   A (x02220@1)And for 24 years, we still haven't seen Webb Ellis,

A (x02220@1)Ellis, where the f**k's Webb Ellis?

A (x02220@1) 24 years, waiting for the chance,
  D (xx0232@1)We're thrashing everybody then we go and lose to France,
            E (022100@1)Now it's coming back home,
                                      A (x02220@1)We'll surely get our hands on Webb Ellis,

A (x02220@1)         D (xx0232@1)                   E (022100@1)                      A (x02220@1)Now we'll never get used to not getting our hands on Webb Ellis





NOTE-



The lyrics may not be very accurate as I wrote them down by ear.

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