Intro:  Bmi7sus4 Gmaj7 (no3) 

Verse: 
          Bmi7sus4
I have an ex-girlfriend who says, I'm the reason she's a whore, 
         Gma7 (no3) 
As if my lack of attention found a way, to make her dress hit his floor.  
  Bmi7sus4
A former friend that claims, I'm the reason for his shortcomings, 
   Gma7 (no3)
As if his drug-ridden mind, Is not why he's failing.  

Chorus:
 Asus4                            Bmi7sus4
Something tells me that you are not impressed, 
         Gma7 (no3) 
With my Star Wars t-shirt, or black rimmed glasses, 
        Asus4              Bmi7sus4
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim, 
   Gma7 (no3) 
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet? 

Intro:  Bmi7sus4 Gmaj7 (no3) 

         Bmi7sus4 
I have a mom and dad that say, I need to learn to call more often, 
   Gma7 (no3) 
As if there's still hope I'll find, hope in a normal life.  
   Bmi7sus4 
My dad just smiles and says, I need to learn to be more social, 
     Gma7 (no3) 
They try and try, I swear they try; I'm still a fucking letdown. 
 
Chorus:
 Asus4                           Bmi7sus4
Something tells me that you are not impressed, 
              Gma7 (no3) 
With my Star Wars t-shirt, or black rimmed glasses, 
        Asus4              Bmi7sus4
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim, 
   Gma7 (no3)                                                       Asus4   Bmi7sus4 Gma7(no3)
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?
                               Asus4   Bmi7sus4  Gma7(no3)
Are you turned on yet?
                              Asus4   Bmi7sus4  Gma7(no3)
Are you turned on yet?