Intro:

D/B - D/B - G9/6b - G9/6b

Verse:

D/B
I have an ex-girlfriend who says,
D/B
I'm the reason she's a whore,
G9/6b
As if my lack of attention found a way,
G9/6b
To make her dress hit his floor.

D/B
A former friend that claims,
D/B
I'm the reason for his short comings,
G9/6b
As if his drug ridden mind,
G9/6b
Is not why he's failing.

Chorus:

G9/6b

D9                   D/B
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
G9/6b                              G9/6b
With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses,
D9                       D/B
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim ,
G9/6b
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?

Bridge:

D/B - D/B - G9/6b - G9/6b


Verse:

D/B
I have a mom and dad that say,
D/B
I need to learn to call more often,
G9/6b
As if there's still hope I'll find,
G9/6b
Hope in a normal life.

D/B
My dad just smiles and says,
D/B
I need to learn to be more social,
G9/6b
They try and try, I swear they try,
G9/6b
I'm still a FUCKING letdown.

Chorus:

D9                   D/B
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
G9/6b                              G9/6b
With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses,
D9                       D/B
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim ,
G9/6b                                                 D9            D/B           G9/6b
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?


Outro:

G9/6b                D9       D/B             G9/6b
Are you turned on yet?

G9/6b                D9       D/B             G9/6b
Are you turned on yet?