C I bought no gifts this year Am And I slept with your sister F C G I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her C But with the year we had last Am And the dress that she wore F I just went along for the ride C G And I came back for more Am G C And I?m sorry, baby (That?s all okay honey cause see) C I bought no tree this year Am And I slept with your brother F I wrecked your Daddy?s car C G And went down on your Mother C I set your record collection on fire Am And said I never knew F Felt kind of bad about that C G And I know you did too F G So whatever you say, it?s all fine by me C Am Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree F Cause the snow keeps on fallin G Even though we were bad F G It?ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad Am F C And spend this Christmas together C I married you last year Am Bet you thought I was sober, right? F But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see C G This could all have been over C Am Ah honey please don?t excuse your behaviour F Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will C G It?s now all in my favour F G So whatever you say, it?s all fine by me C Am Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree F Cause the snow keeps on fallin G Even though we were bad F G It?ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am C Holding on without any reason Am Cause something?s strong (something?s strong) C This holiday season (this holiday season) F G So whatever you say, it?s all fine by me C Am And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree F Cause the snow keeps on fallin G Even though we were bad F G It?ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Am F C And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together (repeat)