INTRO

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Verse 1

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They said our relationship wouldn't work
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Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
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We're not a romantic comedy
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We're a mentally retarded love story

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So grab your walker and come with me
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We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
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We'll make wedding bands with macaroni 
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Well were mentally retarded in love

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Well when we drool it's kind of cool
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Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
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Well the government will help us and your mom will too
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Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

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So grab your walker and come with me
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We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
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We'll make wedding bands with macaroni 
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Well were mentally retarded in love
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Well were mentally retarded in love


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Well we're mentally retarded
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Well we're so damn darn retarded
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Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love