Crazy Fool by Hylo Brown - www.hylobrown.com

Transcribed by DWdrummer67.

Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)

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Well the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be
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Found a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be
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Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me
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How come a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be?
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She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can?t you never see
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It?s only a milk cow your mammy gave to me
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Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more
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A saddle on a milk cows back, I?ve never seen before

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Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be
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Found a hat, a hangin? on a rack where my hat oughta be
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Well come here little wifey and explain this thing to me
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How come a hat a hangin? on a rack, where my hat oughta be?
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She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can?t you never see
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It?s only a dish pan your mammy gave to me
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Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more
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A hat band on a dish pan, I?ve never seen before

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Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be
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Found a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be
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Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me
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How come a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be?
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She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can?t you never see
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It?s only a cabbage head, your mammy gave to me
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Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more
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A moustache on a cabbage head, I?ve never seen before