I didn't knew the names of the chords in the prechord. So in Powerchords its on A-
string 7 5 4 3 6 5


G5               D5
With my pen and paper
E5                 C5
I am sitting at my tabletop
    G5
And once again
  D5               G5          D5
I think of riding Daphne.


G5               D5
Cherry lips and curvy hips
E5                 C5
And bucking like a quarter-horse
G5                D5               G5           D5
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.


B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.
B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.


     F5
I'll settle in
    D5
Now strap me in
       C#5                C5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
       Eb5
You'll chafe me
           D5
I'm riding Daphne.


G5                D5
On her knees she gave a blow
E5                     C5
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
     G5                D5            G5         D5
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
G5                     D5
In her white coat and stethoscope
E5                   C5
She came so hard she couldn't cope
G5                    D5
She done it in front of her bloke
G5             D5
Our Daphne.


B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.
B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.


     F5
I'll settle in
    D5
Now strap me in
       C#5                C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Eb5
You'll gaff me
           D5
I'm riding Daphne.


C5
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
  G5
I think we could rocked her mate
A5
Thanks for waiting patiently
E5
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C5
Hope there's no hard feelings
         A5              D5
'Bout my manhood on your leg.


G5                        D5
She took the Hippocratic oath
E5                  C5
She took my manhood in her throat
G5                      D5
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
G5            D5
Not Daphne.


G5                           D5
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
E5                    C5
While watching Grey's Anatomy
G5                       D5
And checked my prostate glad for free
G5              D5
Did Daphne.


B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.
B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.



     F5
I'll settle in
    D5
Now strap me in
       C#5                C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Eb5
You'll gaff me
           D5
I'm riding Daphne.



B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.
B5 C5         G5
Ooooh riding Daphne.
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