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I cant keep up with whats been going down
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I think my heart must just be slowing down
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Among the human beings in their designer jeans
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Am I the only ones who hear the screams?
          F#5              E5           A5
And the strangled cries of lawyers in love
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God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful
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They land at six oclock and there we are the dutiful
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Eating from TV trays tuned into happy days
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Waiting for world war three while Jesus slaves
       F#5              E5         A5
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
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Ooh sha laa ooh
A5            F#5
Ooh sha laa ooh  
A5  F#5
Ahh
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Last night I watch the news from Washington the Capital
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The Russian escaped while we were watching them like Russians do
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Now we ve got all this room we ve even got the moon
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And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon 
    F#5                E5          A5
As vacation lands for lawyers in love
A5            F#5
Ooh sha laa ooh
A5           F#5
Ooh sha laa ooh
A5  F#5
Aah