DIABETIC SQUIRREL

(Verse1)
      E (022100@1)                       AI'm (x02220@1)a diabetic squirrel and I'm sitting in a tree,
D (xx0232@1)                    GChewing (320003@1)on the acorns, which are sugar free,
  E (022100@1)                 AI (x02220@1)can't eat sweets, I don't drink beer,
D (xx0232@1)                   GLack (320003@1)of insulin, is my biggest fear

(Chorus)
D (xx0232@1)                 CFoot (x32010@1)and mouth, mad cow disease,
    G (320003@1)                            ABut (x02220@1)don't forget the squirrel with diabetes
D (xx0232@1)             CSwine (x32010@1)fever and Killer bees,
G (320003@1)                                ABut (x02220@1)don't forget the squirrel with diabetes

(Verse 2)
      E (022100@1)            AHad (x02220@1)an Oral Glucose Tolerance test,
D (xx0232@1)                        GDunno (320003@1)what it is, but it's for the best
   E (022100@1)                  AI've (x02220@1)a low fat diet, no chocolae cake,
D (xx0232@1)                 GAnd (320003@1)a limited daily salt intake

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Music and Words by James Bailey