G                           C 
I don't need to shower to impress her 
G                                      D 
We can go to the dollar movies, that's fine 
G                               C 
We could even stay home with my dog 
G                 D                      G 
We ain't gotta do nothing to have a good time 
 
She doesn't show up whenever she wants to 

My friends they say that I've got it made 

She doesn't hang her clothes in my closet 

But she'll come over whenever I say 
 

C     D                     G   
And I call her my part time girlfriend 
C            D               G   
She's always keeping me satisfied 
C              D     G   G/F#   Em    
She changed my whole outlook on life 
C           D                  G 
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Lead 
 
Well part time's just fine for her 
But when she wants to see what she can be 
She can go apply wherever she wants to 
She'll get a hell of a reference from me 
 
Chorus 
 
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