Key: D

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: D- - A- - D- - G-- x2


Verse 1:
D      A    D     G
I went to a party last night
D         A        G
What sick things I saw
D       A
Makeout sessions and 
D       G
bicycle messengers
D         A          G
Punks and art school dropouts


Interlude: D - A - D - G-


Verse 2:
D       A       D     G
I ran into this guy I knew
    D      A       G
But hadn't seen in years
D       A        D
We went into the neon 
G            D      A      G
kitchen and stole a couple beers


Chorus 1:
   A        Bm              G
He said his girl had dumped him
    D          A      G
But there was another guy
   A         Bm
He said that he still 
G         D           A
liked her All I could say was
D           A
All I could say was
D           A
All I could say was
 D   A      D      G
"Why why oh why oh why
D         A           G
Why is it always like this?
       D          A
Either you're too mean
   D          G
or you're too nice"
   D
He said "I even
A          G
cooked her breakfast"


Post Chorus: Guitar Solo
D--A--D--G-- x2


Verse 3:
      D    A        D      G
So we went into the living room
D           A        G
Someone was blasting Zeppelin
   D       A
It sounded good
  D     G
I felt ashamed
D      A     G--
I knew every drum fill


Verse 4:
D  A   D           G
Anyway there she's sat
D       A            G
Totally kissing this guy
D           A
They looked good I 
D            G
mean like in love
D        A           G
Then I remembered my friend


Chorus 2:
   A
He said "How 
Bm        G
could you do this?"
    D
You said that you 
A            G
needed your space
     A
He's wearing the 
Bm           G
shirt that I gave you"
D        A
Then she said
D        A
Then she said
D        A
Then she said
 D   A      D      G
"Why why oh why oh why
D           A      G
Why are you always like this?
   D          A
If I'm having fun then
     D             G
it's breaking your heart
  D         A
Besides you said 
        G
I could have it"


Outro: Guitar Solo
D- - A- - D- - G- - D- - A- - D- - G--

D        A           G(hold)
Then the cops showed up