Roadkill Christmas

Intro:G - D - Gsus4

Verse 1:
G (320003@1)                    DGot (xx0232@1)my dog and 6-pack inside my truck 
                                   GMy (320003@1)wife rides in the back because she won't shut up 
                                       CThere's (x32010@1)a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin 
      G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)      D (xx0232@1)      GI (320003@1)gunned the motor and run over him

Chorus 1:
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)     GIt's (320003@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
C (x32010@1)     D (xx0232@1)     GVenison (320003@1)pretenderized 
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Em (022000@1)    CIt's (x32010@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
              G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)         G'Cause (320003@1)they freeze when the lights hit their eyes

Verse 2:
G (320003@1)                    DShe (xx0232@1)loaded him into the back of the truck 
                              GI (320003@1)was driving us home, that's when he done woke up 
                               CI (x32010@1)couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror 
      G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)              GMy (320003@1)wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer

Chorus 2:
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)     GIt's (320003@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
C (x32010@1)                  D (xx0232@1)     GShe (320003@1)had fifty pounds over him 
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Em (022000@1)    CIt's (x32010@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
           G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)          GIt (320003@1)was no time 'til she had him pinned

Verse       
              G (320003@1)                 DBy (xx0232@1)the time we got home, he was her pet 
                                       GThat (320003@1)night, he slept on my side of the bed 
                                   CI (x32010@1)had to spend the night out in my truck 
            G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)          GBut (320003@1)I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* 
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*

Verse 4:
             G (320003@1)                DA (xx0232@1)couple days later, I made him a deal 
                                                                        GIf (320003@1)he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal 
                                      CI (x32010@1)covered his antlers with foil and then, 
            G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)          GI (320003@1)plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

Chorus 3:
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)     GIt's (320003@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
C (x32010@1)                  D (xx0232@1)     GEvery (320003@1)Sunday, he's up on my roof 
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Em (022000@1)    CIt's (x32010@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
              G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)         GI (320003@1)get NASCAR and the NFL, too.

Chorus 4:
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)     GIt's (320003@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
C (x32010@1)                  D (xx0232@1)     GThat (320003@1)dumb deer changed my life 
        C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Em (022000@1)    CIt's (x32010@1)a Roadkill Christmas 
              G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)         GNext (320003@1)time, I'll run over my wife!

Outro: G-C-G