Roadkill Christmas

Intro:G - D - Gsus4

Verse 1:
G                      D
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck 
                                   G
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up 
                                       C
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin 
      G        C        D        G
I gunned the motor and run over him 

Chorus 1:
        C    D       G
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
C       D       G
Venison pretenderized 
        C    D    Em      C
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
              G          D           G
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes 

Verse 2:
G                      D
She loaded him into the back of the truck 
                              G
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up 
                               C
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror 
      G            C             D                G
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer 

Chorus 2:
        C    D       G
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
C                    D       G
She had fifty pounds over him 
        C    D    Em      C
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
           G            D            G
It was no time 'til she had him pinned 

Verse       
              G                   D
By the time we got home, he was her pet 
                                       G
That night, he slept on my side of the bed 
                                   C
I had to spend the night out in my truck 
            G             D          C            G
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn 

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* 
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.* 

Verse 4:
             G                  D
A couple days later, I made him a deal 
                                                                        G
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal 
                                      C
I covered his antlers with foil and then, 
            G             D          C            G
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end 

Chorus 3:
        C    D       G
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
C                    D       G
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof 
        C    D    Em      C
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
              G          D           G
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too. 

Chorus 4:
        C    D       G
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
C                    D       G
That dumb deer changed my life 
        C    D    Em      C
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
              G          D           G
Next time, I'll run over my wife!

Outro: G-C-G