iNTRO: B5 A5 E5 B5 A5 E5 B5 A5 E5 E5 B5 A5 E5 B5 A5 Lately I'm feeling lousy all the time E5 B5 I picked up a pen sat down tried to figure out why A5 I had it whittled down to a page or two E5 A5 And the paper trail led me straight to you E5 B5 E5 B5 A5 E5 I see life's too short to put up with the things you do E5 B5 A5 E5 B5 A5 E5 Spell you cast been messing with my sanity E5 B5 Call me now baby while you stickin' them pins in me A5 But I figure if I'm finally over you E5 A5 Cause I see right through that 'DOO 'doo you do E5 B5 E5 When life's too short to be involved with a witch like you A5 Life's too short to get in a rut E5 Life's too short to get a bad haircut B5 Life's too short to be this long E5 Life's too short to admit that you're wrong A5 Life's too short to wear tight shoes E5 A5 G5 Life's too short to be blue E5 B5 A5 E5 B5 A5 E5 Life's too short to be involved with a girl like you When I walk out I'll be free as a man can be As funky as a monkey swinging high in the jungle tree And if that lion asks for you or the monkey asks or the elephant too I'll send you back home there caged up in your zoo Life's too short for cheap guitars Life's too short to smoke cheap cigars Get your kicks from dead beat chicks For chewing gum down at the end of the bar Life's too short for steamship cruise Life's too short to be blue Life's too short to be involved with someone like you Yeah, life's too short to brush and floss Life's too short to sleep with the boss Six way lights or disco bars Or trying to pick up chicks in a compact car Life's too short for a bad tattoo Life's too short to be blue Life's too short to be involved with a girl like you Yeah, life's too short to be involved with someone like you Yeah, life's too short to be involved with someone like you
