(Chorus)
C5                    G5
Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
 
D5                                        C5          D5
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again

C5                             G5
Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends

D5                   C5                  G5
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren


          D5
About the time I called this guy - it was four in the morning

C5                         G5                    C5  D5   G5   C5  D5   G5
Teach me the words to the song I was humming - mm hm hmm , mm hm hmm

         D5                                            C5                 G5
He just laughed and he said that the ole grey cat is sneakin' down the hall

D5                                              C5               D5
But all he wants to know is who in the hell is paying for his call

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How this Nunn called me up, it was eight in the morning
Wanted to know how in the world am I doin', mm hm hmm , mm hm hmm
He just laughed and he said get it together boy, and fall on by the house
Some Gonzo buddies would like to play anything you're picking now

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Now we worked and we suffered and struggled
Makin' our record till we got it right
Now we're waiting on the check to come sneaking down the hall
  like that old time feeling
That we never should have ever put the record out at all

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         C5         D5              G5              E5
That the answer my friend is just pissin' in the wind

    C5         D5              G5
The answer is pissin' in the sink