D G Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile Em D He got a heckuva deal on a new Porsche car D G And he ain't wearin' his usual grey business suit Em D He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star Chorus 1: F#m G And today he's 40 years old going on 20 F#m G Don't look for the grey in his hair 'cause he ain't got any G D He's got young thing beside him that just melts in his hands Em A7 D He gone middle age crazy, trying to prove he still can He's got a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home But the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights They've got a business that they've been awhile coming by It's been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high Chorus 2: And today he's 40 years old going on 20 And he hears of sordid affairs but he ain't had any And the young thing beside him , you know she understands That he's middle age crazy trying to prove he still can