Intro: A A A A G#m G#m Wake up major and stitch on your hat F#m You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache D A So what's in your diary today? A A A G#m G#m Call on your main man, what can he do for you? F#m Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do D A Major, this is your day C# D A E D Living alone in a jar never gets you very far A C# He can read your mind, make you feel alright D A E Sgt. Major knows what you want A C# He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star D A E Sgt Major knows what you want A A A G#m G#m Take out your paper and throw it all away F#m Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say D A Major this is your way A A A G#m G#m The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth F#m He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out D A Major what can you say? C# D A I hope that you like who you are C# D A E D Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far A C# He can read your mind, make you feel alright D A E Sgt. Major knows what you want A C# He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star D A E Sgt Major knows what you want D B I know that you think that you made it D B I know what I meant to say D B While you looked in the mirror D I was getting away For you there is there is nothing to say A C# He can read your mind, make you feel alright D A E Sgt. Major knows what you want A C# He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star D A E Sgt Major knows what you want D A E E Whoo whooo D A E E Whoo whooo D A E E Whoo whooo D A E (hold)
