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Born in Gossip County in Big Mouth USA
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Where the hypocrites preach in the streets all week
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And they all meet in Church on Sunday

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I Couldn't have made a penny, I didn't have any
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Singing in the Big Mouth Choir
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Everybody's talkin' about everybody else
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and they ain't nobody knows where they are

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Well they're going to have a baptizin'
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gotta have to advertisin' the postmaster gets it today
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Come and check it out and see what it's all about down in Big Mouth USA
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Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA."
 
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Just last Wednesday me and Judy Hensley was down by the river side 
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Ol' Widow Brown come ogling around and told the biggest lie around town

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You'd have thought Judy was going to have a baby, come Saturday night,
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and all we was doing was hugging and kissing down by the river side
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Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA!"