A5                       D5            A5
Born in Gossip County in Big Mouth USA
         C#5                       D5                              
Where the hypocrites preach in the streets all week
         E5                    A5
And they all meet in Church on Sunday

    A5                   
I Couldn't have made a penny, I didn't have any
    D5                      A5
Singing in the Big Mouth Choir
  C#5                     D5            
Everybody's talkin' about everybody else
            E5                        A5
and they ain't nobody knows where they are

D5
Well they're going to have a baptizin'
 D5                        D5                 A5
gotta have to advertisin' the postmaster gets it today
  C#5                       D5                       E5               A5
Come and check it out and see what it's all about down in Big Mouth USA
A5                        D5           A5     C#5   D5     E5         A5
Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA."
 
A5                                            D5                 A5
Just last Wednesday me and Judy Hensley was down by the river side 
C#5                    D5              E5                            A5
Ol' Widow Brown come ogling around and told the biggest lie around town

D5                             D5              D5                 A5
You'd have thought Judy was going to have a baby, come Saturday night,
C#5                        D5                E5                   A5
and all we was doing was hugging and kissing down by the river side
A5                        D5           A5     C#5   D5     E5         A5
Down by the riverside I heard someone say, "Hallelujah Big Mouth USA!"