F5 'T' for Texas,.... 'T' for Tennessee Bb5 F5 'T' for Texas, 'T' for Tennes-see C5 F5 'T' for Thelma, that gal that made a wreck out of me. F5 C5 F5 O...la ..ee..oo la..ee..a la ..ee VERSE TWO F5 If you don't want me mama,.... you sure don't have to stall Bb5 F5 If you don't want me mama,.... you sure don't have to stall C5 F5 'Cause I can get more women than a passenger train can haul F5 C5 F5 O...la ..ee..oo la..ee..a la ..ee VERSE THREE I'm gonna buy me a pistol just as long as I'm tall I'm gonna buy me a pistol just as long as I'm tall I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma, just to see her jump and fall F5 C5 F5 O...la ..ee..a la..ee..oo la ..ee VERSE FOUR Well, I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine 'Cause this Georgia water tastes like turpentine F5 C5 F5 O...la ..ee..a la..ee..oo la ..ee VERSE FIVE I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a big long shinny barrell I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a big long shinny barrell I'm gonna shoot that rounder that stole away my gal F5 C5 F5 O...la ..ee..a la..ee..oo la ..ee VERSE SIX I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log Than to be here in Atlanta, and get treated like a dirty dog F5 C5 F5 O...la ..ee..a la..ee..oo la ..ee