Verse 1: D This here is the story C G of a man from Jet Blue D Got pushed around, on the job C G So he did what he had to do D the passenger was gettin rude C G Stephen grabbed two ice cold beers D He got on the PA and said C G there goes 28 years Chorus: D And then he took them beers and jumped C G He took two beers and jumped G He took two beers and jumped C G yeah, he took two beers and jumped Verse 2: D So when your boss is riden your ass C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When your truck aint got no gas C G you gotta get two beers and jump Chorus 2: G You gotta get two beers and jump C G yeah, he took two beers and jumped Verse 3: D So when you learn your wifes been cheating C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When your phone aint got no reception C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When youve had enough of your congressmen C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When the dishes are pilin up in the sink C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When your favorite pen runs out of ink C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When people have ugly feet and where flip flops C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When the bank forecloses on your house C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When the batteries die on your wireless mouse C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore C G you gotta get two beers and jump D When your mad as hell and cant take it any more C G you gotta get two beers and jump Chorus 3: G You gotta get two beers and jump C G gotta get two beers and jump x6 G You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!) C G you gotta get two beers and jump (and take that slide!) G you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!) C G you gotta get two beers and jump (come on down to the other side!) Repeat Chorus and Fade Out! END!!!
