Intro: G G G G G D D D D G G G G G G D D D D G Verse 1 G D G With a dozen roses in his gun rack, Junior pulled up into her side lot. G D G He carried'em up to the front porch, and hollered, Wanda look at what I got. C G She was sittin' there watchin' tv, with a drywall hanger named Shorty. G D C She pressed her nose to the screen door, and said they smell like WD-40. Verse 2 G D G He said now don't you be that way, you know how much I love you. G D G I can't hardly sleep at night, and when I do I dream of you. C G And by the way Shorty I thank you, you could of had'em put me in jail son. G D C I'm just glad I run out of air hose when I come at you with that nail gun. D G Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a good one. C G He'll track her down and then if she should run. D G C He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood son, G C D G C D G Juniors in love. Verse 3 G D G Wanda walked down the front steps, and said I hate to break up the party. G D G But I've got to get to work by five, would you run me over there Shorty. C G Thats when Junior turned bright red, and said I'm taking her to the diner. G D C And he threw Shorty in the truck bed with a busted nose and a shiner. Chorus D G Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a hot one. C G Theres' lots of lovers and Junior he's not one. D G C Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun. G Juniors in love. Bridge D C Oh you know theres an oil puddle down by the diner. D C And it came out of his transmission D C Thats where he parks every night and stares thru the window D C in a love sick and sorry condition Chorus D G Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a good one. C G He'll track her down and then if she should run. D G C He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood son, G C D G C D G Juniors in love. Oh he's in love